{"title":"Stickers","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"bananas-and-live-entertainment-sticker","title":"Bananas And Live Entertainment Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLoud, proud, and fully committed to the bit. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBananas and Live Entertainment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sticker exists to cause questions and offer zero answers. Slap it somewhere visible and let it do what it does best: demand attention, spark double-takes, and announce that normalcy was never the goal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 1.37 in (as long as a standard letter envelope). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on thick, premium vinyl with a substantial, high-quality feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFully waterproof and weather-ready. Rain. Sun. Spills. No problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch-resistant finish keeps colors looking sharp over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to handle daily wear without peeling or fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe, so water bottles are fair game.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Multicolor","offer_id":45653551972548,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananasAndLiveEntertainment.png?v=1767647154"},{"product_id":"banana-daddy-oval-stickers","title":"Banana Daddy Oval Stickers","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright, bold, and not asking for approval. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy Oval Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e claims its space with confidence and zero hesitation. It’s playful, loud, and deeply self-aware, perfect for turning everyday objects into personality statements. Apply it wherever things feel a little too serious. This sticker doesn’t whisper; it declares. Banana-fueled chaos encouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 2 in (it’s slightly smaller than a playing card.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eHeavy-duty vinyl that looks polished and feels legit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSealed to withstand the elements without losing color or clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to resist scuffs, moisture, and sunlight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHolds up through repeated dishwasher cycles when applied to bottles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for people who actually use their stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% printed in the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45653529592004,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45653529624772,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyWithIcon.png?v=1767647780"},{"product_id":"banana-daddys-icon-sticker","title":"Banana Daddy's Icon Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero thoughts. Maximum implication. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy’s Icon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esticker is a visual cue that you’ve fully embraced the chaos and made peace with it. Clean, bold, and impossible to misinterpret. It functions as both a decoration and a warning label. Place it somewhere strategic and let people draw their own conclusions. You don’t need to explain yourself; this sticker already did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 1.5 in × 1.5 in (as big as a standard Scrabble tile). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from thick vinyl with a premium, durable finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeather-resistant and waterproof for indoor or outdoor commitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors stay bold thanks to scratch and fade-resistant construction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe for bottles that see real action.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to last longer than your latest phase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45653542142148,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45653542174916,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIconinPink.png?v=1767648335"},{"product_id":"bananas-sticker","title":"Bananas Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs your water bottle acting too respectable? 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Context optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 0.97 in (about as long as a standard letter envelope). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with thick, premium vinyl that feels as good as it looks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to take on rain, sun, spills, and surprise situations without peeling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch-resistant surface keeps colors loud and crisp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe for bottles that don’t live on a shelf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S. with care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45653573238980,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45653573271748,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananasYellowandPinkText.png?v=1767649749"},{"product_id":"cool-girls-love-daddy","title":"Cool Girls Love Daddy Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCool girl behavior only. This sticker is confident, ironic, and absolutely not interested in clarifying itself. If you get it, congratulations, you’re in. If you don’t, that’s fine too. The Cool Girls Love Daddy sticker thrives on bold energy and unapologetic self-assurance. Apply it where confidence speaks louder than explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.07 in (about as long as a house key).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight vinyl with a smooth, high-quality finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for all-weather use, indoors, outdoors, or wherever you commit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eResists fading, scuffing, and dulling over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTough enough to survive repeated dishwasher runs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653593981124,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/Coolgirlslovedaddy_6dc54fb9-39bb-4a4b-a8e9-59164456ebed.png?v=1767650420"},{"product_id":"no-daddy-issues-here-sticker","title":"No Daddy Issues Here Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA beautiful lie, perfectly curated. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Daddy Issues Here\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sticker leans all the way into irony with style and self-awareness. It’s funny. It’s questionable, and questionable because it’s funny. Ideal for anyone who prefers their denial decorative and their humor slightly uncomfortable. Denial has never looked this good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.16 in (about as big as a large Band-Aid).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from durable vinyl with a solid, premium hand-feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaterproof and weather-ready for long-term use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors stay sharp thanks to a scratch and sun-resistant finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe for everyday water bottles and travel mugs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S., no shortcuts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653603320004,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/NoDaddyIssuesHereMagnet_1656add2-0713-4570-87d4-01a7e2f807ce.png?v=1767650753"},{"product_id":"banana-daddy-with-icon-sticker-in-pink","title":"Banana Daddy With Icon In Pink Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, loud, and confidently chaotic. The pink \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy With Icon Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is playful on the surface and unhinged at its core. It’s basically a business card for your chaotic side, bold, glossy, and impossible to ignore. Stick it somewhere prominent and let it speak for you. Cute doesn’t mean subtle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.64 in (just a bit smaller than a credit card).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from thick, premium-grade vinyl with a sturdy, elevated feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to hold up through rain, heat, and whatever else the day throws at it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFade and scratch-resistant, so the look stays sharp, not tired.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSafe for water bottles and repeated dishwasher cycles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S. from start to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-f1a5d9da-7fff-0f40-ea77-9cf82f685a68\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653623865540,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyWithIconTightBackground.png?v=1767651191"},{"product_id":"banana-daddy-with-icon-in-yellow-sticker","title":"Banana Daddy With Icon in Yellow Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame chaos, brighter delivery. The yellow \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy with the iconic Banana sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings fearless banana energy with extra sunshine and zero restraint. It’s bold, attention-grabbing, and unapologetically loud. Perfect for surfaces that need personality injected immediately. Subtlety was never part of the plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.64 in (just a bit smaller than a credit card).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-quality vinyl that doesn’t feel flimsy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for long-term exposure to sun, moisture, and daily handling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors stay bold thanks to durable, protective finishing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-approved for bottles that actually get used.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653627371716,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyWithIcontightBurgundyBackground_55830aca-407e-4399-933e-33c80f9b0613.png?v=1767651589"},{"product_id":"live-swirls-sticker","title":"Live Swirls Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFollow the arrow. Make the decision. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLive Swirls Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a visual embodiment of impulse and sugary chaos. It celebrates bad ideas, spontaneous detours, and leaning fully into the moment. Playful, bold, and proudly unserious, it’s perfect for anyone who believes life is better when you stop overthinking and just commit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 2.02 in × 2.5 in (about as big as a folded dollar bill).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium thick vinyl that delivers both looks and longevity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaterproof and weather-ready for indoor or outdoor placement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to resist scuffs, fading, and wear over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTough enough to survive multiple dishwasher runs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653635989700,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/LiveSwirlsMagnet_e8b3246d-12c5-4e1d-acdd-5de9d5d05aa1.png?v=1767651817"},{"product_id":"banana-daddys-icon-sticker-1","title":"Banana Daddy's Icon Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot just a sticker, more like a glitch in the grocery aisle. This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy’s Icon Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e feels out of place in the best way. Confusing, iconic, and oddly magnetic, it draws attention without explaining why. Apply it wherever you want to disrupt the vibe, just enough to make people pause.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 2.5 in × 1.69 in (about as big as a tea bag).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with thick, premium vinyl that feels substantial the second you touch it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFully sealed against rain, sun, spills, and surprise chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch-resistant finish keeps colors crisp and unapologetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe, because water bottles deserve personality too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S., with care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653644181700,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIcon_01510a3e-b82e-4f8e-b60b-e3f8c3e8b6c3.png?v=1767652126"},{"product_id":"got-daddy-issues-bumper-sticker","title":"Got Daddy Issues? 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