{"title":"Merch","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"daddy-towel","title":"Daddy Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a towel, it’s a statement. Bright banana-yellow with a bold “daddy” printed front and center. Soft enough for post-swim lounging, durable enough for beach days, pool hangs, and late-night rinse-offs. It dries fast and turns heads faster. This towel claims space without asking. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e30 in x 60 in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight 100% U.S. Cotton meets a plush Velour Jacquard weave for a homegrown, high-stature towel that's built for more than just the weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45457142972612,"sku":"1","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-1408.jpg?v=1773697614"},{"product_id":"cool-girls-towel","title":"Cool Girls Eat Bananas Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow effort. High impact. This cream-colored beach towel delivers a not-so-quiet message: “cool girls eat bananas.” Clean, bold, and perfectly unserious. It’s always camera-ready; it doesn’t blend in, and that’s the point. Spread it out, relax, and let everyone else catch up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e30 in x 60 in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLuxurious Heavyweight 100% US Cotton Velour Woven Jacquard Towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45457143038148,"sku":"2","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-1355.jpg?v=1773697379"},{"product_id":"live-swirls-pin","title":"Live Swirls Pin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall pin. Big energy. The Live Swirls Pin features our iconic soft-serve swirl because repping good taste should be effortless. Pin it to totes, hats, or wherever your personality needs a little extra shine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.22 in x 0.98 in (about the size of a quarter, just a tad taller).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable soft enamel pin.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSnag-free by design. The soft-grip PVC anchor makes it the perfect permanent addition to your daily outfit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45457143103684,"sku":"3","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/Screenshot2025-12-08at2.31.18PM_d00ef57c-a57f-45f6-ae8c-368784c56c9f.png?v=1765222417"},{"product_id":"bananas-word-pin","title":"Bananas Pin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShort word. Loud message. The Bananas text pin keeps it simple and fully unhinged, in the best way. It’s just enough chaos to let people know you’re not here for boring. It’s playful, confident, and impossible to overthink. Because sometimes a single word captures the whole vibe. It's totally bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.31 in x 1.49 in (about as long as a house key).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable soft enamel pin.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a soft PVC clutch, perfect for pinning to your clothing, backpacks, or accessories for an added zest to your swag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45457143136452,"sku":"4","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/Screenshot2025-12-08at2.30.54PM_c1391738-550c-4278-8fe7-e0f6b6499148.png?v=1765222406"},{"product_id":"bananas-icon-pin","title":"Banana Icon Pin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInstant recognition. Zero explanation needed. This banana icon pin delivers pure Banana Daddy energy in a clean, playful form. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore, it’s made for wherever you want to flex your taste level.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.66 in x 0.98 in (about the size of a grape).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable soft enamel pin.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a soft PVC clutch, perfect for pinning to clothing and your accessories without snagging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45457143169220,"sku":"5","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/Screenshot2025-12-08at2.30.02PM.png?v=1765222243"},{"product_id":"daddy-pin","title":"Daddy Pin","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSay less. This pin delivers confidence with a wink. Bold, playful, and very much in control. Clean lettering, unapologetic color, and just enough attitude to start a conversation. Pin it on when you’re feeling powerful, unserious, or both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.51 in x 1.25 in (about the length of a house key).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable soft enamel pin.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a soft PVC clutch, perfect for pinning to clothing, backpacks, or accessories without snagging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45457143201988,"sku":"6","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/Screenshot2025-12-08at2.30.08PM.png?v=1765222232"},{"product_id":"no-sugar-all-daddy-shirt","title":"No Sugar All Daddy Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean white tee. Loud message. The \"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Sugar All Daddy\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e shirt says exactly what it needs to. Bold text, effortless fit, and maximum confidence without trying too hard. This is the kind of shirt that turns heads at brunch, sparks comments at the gym, and somehow works everywhere in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-weight shirt with a weight of 5.3 oz, 100% combed cotton with marles 15% viscose, which makes the shirt super soft.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe shirt is preshrunk, ensuring the fit remains perfect after every wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-b86a533a-7fff-9e2a-f46b-27861dc2af4e\"\u003e-\u003c\/b\u003eseamed to ensure you look good wearing this shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":45650930041028,"sku":"7","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":45650930073796,"sku":"8","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45650930106564,"sku":"9","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45650930139332,"sku":"10","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45650930172100,"sku":"11","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45650930204868,"sku":"12","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-0661-removebg-preview.png?v=1774471608"},{"product_id":"thank-you-daddy-tote","title":"Thank you daddy Tote","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGratitude, but make it confusing. The Thank You Daddy Tote walks the line between appreciation and menace, and that’s exactly the point. It’s for people who say thank you with their whole chest and zero explanation. Carry it to the grocery store, the beach, or therapy. Expect looks. Expect questions. You don’t owe answers. This tote does the talking, so you don’t have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from heavyweight 9.4 oz, 100% cotton canvas that keeps its structure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThick, durable feel designed for repeat use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted by a socially responsible manufacturer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to replace disposable bags with something that actually looks good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for the long haul, not the landfill.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45652804206788,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-0838-removebg-preview.png?v=1774471563"},{"product_id":"bananas-tshirt","title":"Bananas Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:578770fe-73d7-4cb4-aa97-3144e821ccf7-3\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-8\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"ebae368a-0d54-4585-9121-6ff061336fa6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBANANAS energy, fully unleashed. This shirt runs on vibes alone, cute, bold, and slightly feral. It doesn’t explain itself, and neither should you. Perfect for days when stability is optional but personality is mandatory. Wear it out, wear it proud, and let everyone else figure it out later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor: Burgundy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-weight 5.3 oz combed cotton that feels substantial but easy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePre-shrunk so the fit doesn’t pull a disappearing act.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide-seamed for a clean, flattering shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"true\" data-edge=\"true\" class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45652967227588,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45652967260356,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45652967293124,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45652967325892,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45652967358660,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-1042-removebg-preview_1.png?v=1774471507"},{"product_id":"daddy-t-shirt","title":"Daddy Shirt - White","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear responsibly. Or don’t. The Daddy Shirt delivers peak confidence with zero instructions and absolutely no context. It’s bold, provocative, and slightly threatening in a way that feels intentional. This shirt isn’t here to behave; it’s here to be noticed. Daddy’s watching. Do with that what you will.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor: White.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAS Colour Staple Tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.3 oz mid-weight combed cotton with an ultra-soft finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePre-shrunk to keep the fit consistent wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide-seamed construction for a polished silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45652964999364,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45652965032132,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45652965064900,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45652965097668,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45652965130436,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-1071-removebg-preview.png?v=1774471455"},{"product_id":"stay-cool-t-shirt","title":"Stay Cool Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnbothered energy, activated. The Stay Cool Shirt is for people who keep it calm even when things are spiraling internally. It’s effortless, confident, and quietly iconic. No try-hard energy here, just cool vibes doing the heavy lifting for you. Staying chill has never looked so intentional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Colors: White and Yellow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAS Colour Staple Tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from 5.3 oz mid-weight combed cotton that feels soft but holds its own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePre-treated to prevent shrinking surprises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide-seamed construction keeps the shape clean and flattering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for repeat wear and real-life movement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care in the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":45652985413828,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Yellow","offer_id":45652992983236,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":45652985446596,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Yellow","offer_id":45652993016004,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":45652985479364,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Yellow","offer_id":45652993048772,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":45652985512132,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Yellow","offer_id":45652993081540,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":45652985544900,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Yellow","offer_id":45652993114308,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Yellow","offer_id":45652993179844,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-0987-removebg-preview.png?v=1774471384"},{"product_id":"big-banana-energy-t-shirt","title":"Big Banana Energy Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig Banana Energy, officially online. This shirt is relaxed up front and loud where it counts, confident, playful, and deeply unfazed. It’s for anyone who doesn’t chase attention but somehow always gets it. Banana-forward behavior encouraged. 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The Miami Born Shirt is built for locals, legends, and anyone spiritually raised by neon lights and humidity. It carries main-character energy with zero apologies. Whether you’re actually from Miami or just emotionally aligned with it, this one speaks for itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Color: Yellow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAS Colour Staple Tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-weight 5.3 oz combed cotton that feels substantial without feeling heavy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTreated in advance to keep shrinkage out of the equation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide-seamed construction for a shape that actually flatters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable enough for all-day wear, polished enough to leave the house.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped proudly from the U.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":45653016150212,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":45653016182980,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45653016215748,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45653016248516,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45653016281284,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45653016314052,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BD-MERCH-WEB-0744-removebg-preview.png?v=1774471186"},{"product_id":"soft-serve-social-club-shirt","title":"Soft Serve Social Club Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the club. This shirt is for ice cream runs, impulsive plans, and looking cute while making questionable decisions. It’s playful, nostalgic, and proudly unserious. Membership perks include sweet treats, fun ideas, and excellent vibes. No expiration date.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Color: White.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAS Colour Staple Tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight cotton blend with a smooth, barely-there feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to drape easily without clinging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide seams keep the fit clean and intentional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-length cut that hits just right (not cropped, not oversized).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy to style, hard to take off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45653046788292,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45653046821060,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45653046853828,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45653046886596,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45653046919364,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/SoftServeSocialClub.png?v=1767632057"},{"product_id":"soft-serve-social-club-tank-top","title":"Soft Serve Social Club Tank Top","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarm weather, warm chaos. 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This banana keychain brings questionable energy to your keys, bag, or daily routine. It’s playful, chaotic, and always along for the ride. Slightly unhinged companionship, guaranteed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 1.46 in × 1 in (about as big as a domino tile).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from a solid, clear acrylic that is approximately 0.111 inches thick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight, shatter-resistant, and built to survive daily bag chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinished with a stainless steel key ring and clear snap closure for easy swapping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean edges, smooth feel, zero bulk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653337833668,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIconKeychain.png?v=1767640770"},{"product_id":"the-banana-tattoo","title":"The Banana Tattoo","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot permanent, but emotionally committed. This banana tattoo is a lifestyle choice you can undo when it’s time to behave. It’s bold, playful, and a reminder that life is better when it’s slightly unhinged. Wear it proudly, scrub it off later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 1.49 in × 1 in (about as big as a chicken nugget).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color using FDA-approved, skin-safe inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold color payoff that stays vibrant while you wear it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWater-resistant and designed to last 1–3 days, longer if you commit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApplies quickly with just a wet paper towel, zero skill required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemoves easily with baby oil or a gentle adhesive remover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for parties, events, and main-character moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653351727300,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIcon_7e49581f-162a-41b5-92d1-081dc83f0b0a.png?v=1767641325"},{"product_id":"no-daddy-issues-here-magnet","title":"No Daddy Issues Here Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDenial, but decorative. This magnet confidently declares something no one fully believes, and that’s what makes it funny. It’s bold, ironic, and guaranteed to spark side-eye. Perfect for fridges, lockers, or anywhere honesty feels optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.16 in (about as big as a tube of Chapstick).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-energy magnetic pull rated at 65 lbs per square foot. Stronger than most flexible magnets out there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color on white vinyl using waterproof inks that stay sharp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximately 0.015 inches. Thin enough to look clean, strong enough to hold its ground.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to grip better than thicker, weaker magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-profile, high-impact, and built to last.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653456257220,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/NoDaddyIssuesHereMagnet.png?v=1767641772"},{"product_id":"bananas-magnet","title":"Bananas Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs your fridge too mentally stable? Fix that. The Bananas Magnet adds instant chaos and zero context to any surface brave enough to host it. Loud energy, minimal explanation, maximum impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 1.5 in ( about an inch longer than a folded dollar bill).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngineered with a serious magnetic pull at 65 lbs per square foot, if you’re into numbers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color on smooth white vinyl using waterproof inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUltra-slim at approximately 0.015 inches thick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-profile design grips tighter than bulky, overbuilt magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean look, strong hold, no extra drama.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted with precision and hand-packed with care right here in the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653466251460,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananasStickers.png?v=1767645512"},{"product_id":"banana-icon-magnet","title":"Banana Icon Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero thoughts. Just banana. This magnet is intentionally blank-minded and proudly unbothered. It’s clean, graphic, and oddly powerful in its simplicity, like a visual pause button for your fridge. No jokes to explain, no lore to unpack. Just a banana, existing confidently, daring you to overthink it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 1.5 in (about as long as a Snickers bar).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-energy magnet strength designed to outperform standard flex magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVivid, full-color print sealed with waterproof inks for long-term clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximately 0.015 thick. It’s thin enough to look sleek, strong enough to stay put.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHolds firm without lifting or curling at the edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653470478532,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIcon_4a9f5c86-b0d6-4eb9-af12-10343b511cd4.png?v=1767645665"},{"product_id":"live-swirls-magnet","title":"Live Swirls Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis magnet doesn’t whisper, it points. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLive Swirls Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is pure impulse energy, celebrating cravings, detours, and moments where logic taps out. It’s playful without being sugary-cute and bold without explaining itself. Follow the arrow, trust your instincts, and let the magnet take responsibility for whatever happens next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 2.02 in × 2.5 in (it's slightly shorter than a credit card).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt with an industrial-level pull that doesn’t mess around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on premium white vinyl with colors that stay bold over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAround 0.015 inches thick, and it’s roughly the thickness of two business cards stacked together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to grip better than thicker, weaker alternatives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly printed and meticulously shipped from the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653495349444,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/LiveSwirlsMagnet.png?v=1767646072"},{"product_id":"bananas-and-live-entertainment-sticker","title":"Bananas And Live Entertainment Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLoud, proud, and fully committed to the bit. 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Banana-fueled chaos encouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 2 in (it’s slightly smaller than a playing card.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003eHeavy-duty vinyl that looks polished and feels legit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSealed to withstand the elements without losing color or clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to resist scuffs, moisture, and sunlight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHolds up through repeated dishwasher cycles when applied to bottles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for people who actually use their stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% printed in the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45653529592004,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45653529624772,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyWithIcon.png?v=1767647780"},{"product_id":"banana-daddys-icon-sticker","title":"Banana Daddy's Icon Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero thoughts. Maximum implication. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy’s Icon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esticker is a visual cue that you’ve fully embraced the chaos and made peace with it. Clean, bold, and impossible to misinterpret. It functions as both a decoration and a warning label. Place it somewhere strategic and let people draw their own conclusions. You don’t need to explain yourself; this sticker already did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 1.5 in × 1.5 in (as big as a standard Scrabble tile). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from thick vinyl with a premium, durable finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeather-resistant and waterproof for indoor or outdoor commitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors stay bold thanks to scratch and fade-resistant construction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe for bottles that see real action.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to last longer than your latest phase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly printed and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45653542142148,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45653542174916,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIconinPink.png?v=1767648335"},{"product_id":"bananas-sticker","title":"Bananas Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs your water bottle acting too respectable? Not anymore. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBananas sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e delivers instant nonsense with no backstory and zero apologies. It’s loud without being explanatory and chaotic without being messy. Perfect for adding personality where it doesn’t belong and confusion where it’s least expected. Stick it boldly. Context optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 0.97 in (about as long as a standard letter envelope). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with thick, premium vinyl that feels as good as it looks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to take on rain, sun, spills, and surprise situations without peeling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch-resistant surface keeps colors loud and crisp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe for bottles that don’t live on a shelf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S. with care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45653573238980,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45653573271748,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananasYellowandPinkText.png?v=1767649749"},{"product_id":"cool-girls-love-daddy","title":"Cool Girls Love Daddy Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCool girl behavior only. This sticker is confident, ironic, and absolutely not interested in clarifying itself. If you get it, congratulations, you’re in. If you don’t, that’s fine too. The Cool Girls Love Daddy sticker thrives on bold energy and unapologetic self-assurance. Apply it where confidence speaks louder than explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.07 in (about as long as a house key).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight vinyl with a smooth, high-quality finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for all-weather use, indoors, outdoors, or wherever you commit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eResists fading, scuffing, and dulling over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTough enough to survive repeated dishwasher runs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653593981124,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/Coolgirlslovedaddy_6dc54fb9-39bb-4a4b-a8e9-59164456ebed.png?v=1767650420"},{"product_id":"no-daddy-issues-here-sticker","title":"No Daddy Issues Here Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA beautiful lie, perfectly curated. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Daddy Issues Here\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sticker leans all the way into irony with style and self-awareness. It’s funny. It’s questionable, and questionable because it’s funny. Ideal for anyone who prefers their denial decorative and their humor slightly uncomfortable. Denial has never looked this good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.16 in (about as big as a large Band-Aid).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from durable vinyl with a solid, premium hand-feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaterproof and weather-ready for long-term use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors stay sharp thanks to a scratch and sun-resistant finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe for everyday water bottles and travel mugs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S., no shortcuts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653603320004,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/NoDaddyIssuesHereMagnet_1656add2-0713-4570-87d4-01a7e2f807ce.png?v=1767650753"},{"product_id":"banana-daddy-with-icon-sticker-in-pink","title":"Banana Daddy With Icon In Pink Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, loud, and confidently chaotic. The pink \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy With Icon Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is playful on the surface and unhinged at its core. It’s basically a business card for your chaotic side, bold, glossy, and impossible to ignore. Stick it somewhere prominent and let it speak for you. Cute doesn’t mean subtle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.64 in (just a bit smaller than a credit card).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from thick, premium-grade vinyl with a sturdy, elevated feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to hold up through rain, heat, and whatever else the day throws at it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFade and scratch-resistant, so the look stays sharp, not tired.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSafe for water bottles and repeated dishwasher cycles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S. from start to finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-f1a5d9da-7fff-0f40-ea77-9cf82f685a68\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653623865540,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyWithIconTightBackground.png?v=1767651191"},{"product_id":"banana-daddy-with-icon-in-yellow-sticker","title":"Banana Daddy With Icon in Yellow Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame chaos, brighter delivery. The yellow \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy with the iconic Banana sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings fearless banana energy with extra sunshine and zero restraint. It’s bold, attention-grabbing, and unapologetically loud. Perfect for surfaces that need personality injected immediately. Subtlety was never part of the plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.64 in (just a bit smaller than a credit card).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-quality vinyl that doesn’t feel flimsy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for long-term exposure to sun, moisture, and daily handling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors stay bold thanks to durable, protective finishing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-approved for bottles that actually get used.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653627371716,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyWithIcontightBurgundyBackground_55830aca-407e-4399-933e-33c80f9b0613.png?v=1767651589"},{"product_id":"live-swirls-sticker","title":"Live Swirls Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFollow the arrow. Make the decision. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLive Swirls Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a visual embodiment of impulse and sugary chaos. It celebrates bad ideas, spontaneous detours, and leaning fully into the moment. Playful, bold, and proudly unserious, it’s perfect for anyone who believes life is better when you stop overthinking and just commit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 2.02 in × 2.5 in (about as big as a folded dollar bill).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium thick vinyl that delivers both looks and longevity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaterproof and weather-ready for indoor or outdoor placement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to resist scuffs, fading, and wear over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTough enough to survive multiple dishwasher runs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653635989700,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/LiveSwirlsMagnet_e8b3246d-12c5-4e1d-acdd-5de9d5d05aa1.png?v=1767651817"},{"product_id":"banana-daddys-icon-sticker-1","title":"Banana Daddy's Icon Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot just a sticker, more like a glitch in the grocery aisle. This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBanana Daddy’s Icon Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e feels out of place in the best way. Confusing, iconic, and oddly magnetic, it draws attention without explaining why. Apply it wherever you want to disrupt the vibe, just enough to make people pause.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 2.5 in × 1.69 in (about as big as a tea bag).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with thick, premium vinyl that feels substantial the second you touch it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFully sealed against rain, sun, spills, and surprise chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch-resistant finish keeps colors crisp and unapologetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher-safe, because water bottles deserve personality too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S., with care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653644181700,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIcon_01510a3e-b82e-4f8e-b60b-e3f8c3e8b6c3.png?v=1767652126"},{"product_id":"daddy-on-board-magnet","title":"Daddy On Board Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaddy is present and accounted for. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaddy On Board Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings reassurance, confusion, and conversation-starting energy wherever it lands. It’s comforting in a slightly unsettling way and bold enough to demand attention. Perfect for kitchens, lockers, or any space that could use a little chaotic reassurance. Daddy’s here. Relax. Or don’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 2.68 in (about as big as a tea bag wrapper). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-strength magnetic pull rated at 65 lbs per square foot (aka: it’s not budging).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color on smooth white vinyl using waterproof inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAround 0.015 inches or about the thickness of a laminated menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to hug surfaces tighter than bulkier flex magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care in the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45655639097540,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/DaddyOnBoard.png?v=1767708869"},{"product_id":"got-daddy-issues-bumper-sticker","title":"Got Daddy Issues? 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If you’re ready to commit, this sticker is too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 9.3 in × 2.72 in (about as big as the width of a standard sheet of paper).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThick, high-quality vinyl with a premium feel that doesn’t fold under pressure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to survive weather, wear, and your daily routine without losing its edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch and sun-resistant finish keeps the design looking fresh, not faded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the U.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-d7107bc0-7fff-d7ca-5161-198a9fd04ddb\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45655653155012,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/GotDaddyIssues.png?v=1767709305"},{"product_id":"daddy-on-board-bumper-sticker","title":"Daddy On Board Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t a suggestion, it’s a warning. 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Proceed accordingly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4.92 in × 4.4 in (slightly larger than a slice of bread).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavy-duty vinyl made for outdoor use and unapologetic placement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWater and weather-resistant against rain, dust, and aggressive sunlight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinished with a protective laminate that stays vibrant through road trips, off-roading, and bad decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemovable adhesive grips hard but leaves no scars.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to stay put at highway speeds (yes, really).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped in the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45655657840836,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/DaddyOnBoard_dff04efd-73a2-4a1e-9ad8-c42fb6dda613.png?v=1767709675"},{"product_id":"swirls-swirls-swirls-trucker-hat","title":"Swirls Swirls Swirls Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Swirls! Swirls! Swirls! Hat is loud in the best way, neon-bright, playful, and impossible to ignore. With hot pink lettering stacked front and center, this hat doesn’t whisper cravings, it announces them. It’s for ice cream runs that turn into plans, sunny days that unfold beautifully, and people who follow the swirl every single time. Wear it when you’re feeling unserious, spontaneous, or fully committed to the bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright neon yellow trucker-style hat with bold pink “Swirls! Swirls! 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No qualifiers. Just Daddy. Clean, structured, and unapologetically bold, the Daddy Hat delivers quiet authority with a raised eyebrow. It’s confident without shouting, playful without trying, and just ambiguous enough to make people uncomfortable in a fun way. 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This hat walks in first. The Big Banana Energy Hat is loud in the best way. Stacked text, bold contrast, and zero interest in toning it down. It’s for people who radiate presence without asking permission. Fun, fearless, and just a little intimidating. Big energy only. 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Or don’t. The Daddy Shirt delivers peak confidence with zero instructions and absolutely no context. It’s bold, provocative, and slightly threatening in a way that feels intentional. This shirt isn’t here to behave; it’s here to be noticed. Daddy’s watching. 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