{"title":"Magnets","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"no-daddy-issues-here-magnet","title":"No Daddy Issues Here Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDenial, but decorative. This magnet confidently declares something no one fully believes, and that’s what makes it funny. It’s bold, ironic, and guaranteed to spark side-eye. Perfect for fridges, lockers, or anywhere honesty feels optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 1.16 in (about as big as a tube of Chapstick).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-energy magnetic pull rated at 65 lbs per square foot. Stronger than most flexible magnets out there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color on white vinyl using waterproof inks that stay sharp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximately 0.015 inches. Thin enough to look clean, strong enough to hold its ground.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to grip better than thicker, weaker magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-profile, high-impact, and built to last.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653456257220,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/NoDaddyIssuesHereMagnet.png?v=1767641772"},{"product_id":"bananas-magnet","title":"Bananas Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs your fridge too mentally stable? Fix that. The Bananas Magnet adds instant chaos and zero context to any surface brave enough to host it. Loud energy, minimal explanation, maximum impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 1.5 in ( about an inch longer than a folded dollar bill).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngineered with a serious magnetic pull at 65 lbs per square foot, if you’re into numbers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color on smooth white vinyl using waterproof inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUltra-slim at approximately 0.015 inches thick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-profile design grips tighter than bulky, overbuilt magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean look, strong hold, no extra drama.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted with precision and hand-packed with care right here in the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653466251460,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananasStickers.png?v=1767645512"},{"product_id":"banana-icon-magnet","title":"Banana Icon Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero thoughts. Just banana. This magnet is intentionally blank-minded and proudly unbothered. It’s clean, graphic, and oddly powerful in its simplicity, like a visual pause button for your fridge. No jokes to explain, no lore to unpack. Just a banana, existing confidently, daring you to overthink it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 4 in × 1.5 in (about as long as a Snickers bar).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-energy magnet strength designed to outperform standard flex magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVivid, full-color print sealed with waterproof inks for long-term clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximately 0.015 thick. It’s thin enough to look sleek, strong enough to stay put.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHolds firm without lifting or curling at the edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care from the U.S.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45653470478532,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/BananaDaddyIcon_4a9f5c86-b0d6-4eb9-af12-10343b511cd4.png?v=1767645665"},{"product_id":"daddy-on-board-magnet","title":"Daddy On Board Magnet","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaddy is present and accounted for. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaddy On Board Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings reassurance, confusion, and conversation-starting energy wherever it lands. It’s comforting in a slightly unsettling way and bold enough to demand attention. Perfect for kitchens, lockers, or any space that could use a little chaotic reassurance. Daddy’s here. Relax. Or don’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 3 in × 2.68 in (about as big as a tea bag wrapper). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-strength magnetic pull rated at 65 lbs per square foot (aka: it’s not budging).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in full color on smooth white vinyl using waterproof inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAround 0.015 inches or about the thickness of a laminated menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to hug surfaces tighter than bulkier flex magnets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted and shipped with care in the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Banana Daddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45655639097540,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3184\/4036\/files\/DaddyOnBoard.png?v=1767708869"}],"url":"https:\/\/banana-daddy.myshopify.com\/collections\/magnets.oembed","provider":"Banana Daddy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}